50 Rules for Single Women to Live By
(Or for that matter, ANY Woman to Live By)
...to find a good man? No, actually it's not...IF you quit constantly blaming the males or bemoaning the fact that they are all rotten in some way or not to be trusted. I see a lot of 360 blogs, message boards and articles in magazines and books about all the awful things men do wrong and the ways they don't live up to women's expectations (according to the women that are on the constant search for and can't find Mr. "Perfect" or Mr. "Happily Ever After").
(Or for that matter, ANY Woman to Live By)
...to find a good man? No, actually it's not...IF you quit constantly blaming the males or bemoaning the fact that they are all rotten in some way or not to be trusted. I see a lot of 360 blogs, message boards and articles in magazines and books about all the awful things men do wrong and the ways they don't live up to women's expectations (according to the women that are on the constant search for and can't find Mr. "Perfect" or Mr. "Happily Ever After").
Many women probably won't like some of these rules very much, but I believe they all have merit and will only HELP women have better relationships, but hey, maybe that's just me! Disclaimer: I may be a bit biased, I happen to love the male species, quirks and all. Given a fair chance, most will pleasantly surprise or entertain you, be a great friend...and a few of them will be an outstanding surprise and turn into a treasure and much more. IF you let them...
So, without further ado...try following THESE rules for a change and see what happens. To thine own self be true, THEN go out and find a good thing.
If you think all men are pigs, expect to live alone when you get older.
If you have 100 reasons to reject a man, expect to live alone when you get older.
Prince Charming is well, charming, but most likely gay...men that love women will also likely piss said women off now and again. Hey, we can do it to them often, why shouldn't they occasionally get to have the same privilege?
Rich, attractive, nice - you can only have two in a man...occasionally you might find all three, but don't make it a deal breaker and overlook a keeper.
If you ask a man on a first date how much he earns or what kind of car he drives, he gets to look at your bare breasts while you are still in the restaurant.
If you answer your cell phone during a first date, he has the right to immediately get up and leave with no explanation.
Choosey and "stuck up" are closely related.
At 40, single "Rules Girls" become single, lonely women.
If you expect a man to pay for everything, you'll need a strong jaw and a good tongue.
It's OK not to want kids, not everyone with ovaries SHOULD have them. It's NOT OK to sacrifice your personal life and goals for your career.
The kharmic retribution for putting good men into the "Friend Zone" while getting hurt by bad boys is to become bitter, angry, and the owner of at least three cats.
You are not a princess no matter what your T-Shirt states. If you really think you are a princess, then you'd better have the body of a stripper, the face of an angel, and the personality of a saint. Even so, only Prince Charming can marry a princess and Prince Charming is most likely gay (see above).
Your single girlfriends really don't want you to have a happy relationship with a man. Consider this when listening to their advice.
A man won't say "I love you" until he is 100% confident that you won't use this against him. This might take years, be patient because men can be sensitive, too.
Taking the time to look your best is not optional. After all, if you can catch his eye then you can catch his heart. Being agreeable, pleasant, and happy will seal the deal.
Smiles and laughter are contagious and can melt any man's heart.
The unintended consequence of independence is loneliness.
There is a fine line between expecting that a man pay for everything and being a common prostitute.
Excessive complaining is neither attractive nor polite.
You are entitled to nothing. However, you can expect rewards for working hard for something.
Before you say "it's ALL his fault" after a bad date, look closely in the mirror.
It's not always men making you unhappy. Don't let bitter women convince you of that.
Being strong doesn't mean being bitchy. Southern women have known this for generations.
You cannot have it all. Please have the good sense to realize this.
Compromise is not surrender, it's what is necessary to have a good relationship.
Don't expect men to fall all over you just because you are a woman. Feminism taught men to be independent, too. If you find one that will treat you like a woman and feel appreciated for that femininess...count your blessings!
There's nothing wrong with looking feminine.
If he doesn't call you back, it means he's just not really into you. Deal with it, it happens.
If you meet a man, don't find reasons to reject him or things to change in him. Find reasons to accept him and respect him.
"As if" and "whatever" are immature insults used by 12 year olds, not intelligent women.
The common word in "drink whore", "attention whore" and "dinner whore" is still whore.
Sorry, it's NOT all about you, so you can change your T-Shirt now.
Many men would rather chase women that act like women, not little girls pretending to be grown up (or for that matter grown women acting like spoiled brats).
Given the current state of divorce laws, don't "expect" any man to marry you. It's not you, it's just how things are right now.
Hanging around gay men won't give you any useful insights about straight men. Frankly, hanging around only gay men because you're scared of masculine men you might have to interact with is just creepy.
"No fat chicks" is the man's version of "If you're rich, I'm single".
Winning a man is easy (at times), keeping a man requires hard work.
Advertising "Bitch" on your T-Shirt or sweatpants won't get you any dates. Single men don't care for that attitude even if you think it's "cute" to call yourself that. Many men will take you at your word.
Deferring self-gratification is a sign of maturity. You can wait until dinner even if you're hungry now.
The real world is pushy, rude, and often unpleasant. That doesn't mean you have to be the same way.
If you dress like a hoochie mama, expect to be treated like a hoochie mama and don't complain and fuss when you get what you ask for.
Perfect men don't exist. Good men however, ARE everywhere if you open your eyes and get off your high horse. Instead of climbing up on a pedestal all by yourself and looking down...wait to be put there.
So, without further ado...try following THESE rules for a change and see what happens. To thine own self be true, THEN go out and find a good thing.
If you think all men are pigs, expect to live alone when you get older.
If you have 100 reasons to reject a man, expect to live alone when you get older.
Prince Charming is well, charming, but most likely gay...men that love women will also likely piss said women off now and again. Hey, we can do it to them often, why shouldn't they occasionally get to have the same privilege?
Rich, attractive, nice - you can only have two in a man...occasionally you might find all three, but don't make it a deal breaker and overlook a keeper.
If you ask a man on a first date how much he earns or what kind of car he drives, he gets to look at your bare breasts while you are still in the restaurant.
If you answer your cell phone during a first date, he has the right to immediately get up and leave with no explanation.
Choosey and "stuck up" are closely related.
At 40, single "Rules Girls" become single, lonely women.
If you expect a man to pay for everything, you'll need a strong jaw and a good tongue.
It's OK not to want kids, not everyone with ovaries SHOULD have them. It's NOT OK to sacrifice your personal life and goals for your career.
The kharmic retribution for putting good men into the "Friend Zone" while getting hurt by bad boys is to become bitter, angry, and the owner of at least three cats.
You are not a princess no matter what your T-Shirt states. If you really think you are a princess, then you'd better have the body of a stripper, the face of an angel, and the personality of a saint. Even so, only Prince Charming can marry a princess and Prince Charming is most likely gay (see above).
Your single girlfriends really don't want you to have a happy relationship with a man. Consider this when listening to their advice.
A man won't say "I love you" until he is 100% confident that you won't use this against him. This might take years, be patient because men can be sensitive, too.
Taking the time to look your best is not optional. After all, if you can catch his eye then you can catch his heart. Being agreeable, pleasant, and happy will seal the deal.
Smiles and laughter are contagious and can melt any man's heart.
The unintended consequence of independence is loneliness.
There is a fine line between expecting that a man pay for everything and being a common prostitute.
Excessive complaining is neither attractive nor polite.
You are entitled to nothing. However, you can expect rewards for working hard for something.
Before you say "it's ALL his fault" after a bad date, look closely in the mirror.
It's not always men making you unhappy. Don't let bitter women convince you of that.
Being strong doesn't mean being bitchy. Southern women have known this for generations.
You cannot have it all. Please have the good sense to realize this.
Compromise is not surrender, it's what is necessary to have a good relationship.
Don't expect men to fall all over you just because you are a woman. Feminism taught men to be independent, too. If you find one that will treat you like a woman and feel appreciated for that femininess...count your blessings!
There's nothing wrong with looking feminine.
If he doesn't call you back, it means he's just not really into you. Deal with it, it happens.
If you meet a man, don't find reasons to reject him or things to change in him. Find reasons to accept him and respect him.
"As if" and "whatever" are immature insults used by 12 year olds, not intelligent women.
The common word in "drink whore", "attention whore" and "dinner whore" is still whore.
Sorry, it's NOT all about you, so you can change your T-Shirt now.
Many men would rather chase women that act like women, not little girls pretending to be grown up (or for that matter grown women acting like spoiled brats).
Given the current state of divorce laws, don't "expect" any man to marry you. It's not you, it's just how things are right now.
Hanging around gay men won't give you any useful insights about straight men. Frankly, hanging around only gay men because you're scared of masculine men you might have to interact with is just creepy.
"No fat chicks" is the man's version of "If you're rich, I'm single".
Winning a man is easy (at times), keeping a man requires hard work.
Advertising "Bitch" on your T-Shirt or sweatpants won't get you any dates. Single men don't care for that attitude even if you think it's "cute" to call yourself that. Many men will take you at your word.
Deferring self-gratification is a sign of maturity. You can wait until dinner even if you're hungry now.
The real world is pushy, rude, and often unpleasant. That doesn't mean you have to be the same way.
If you dress like a hoochie mama, expect to be treated like a hoochie mama and don't complain and fuss when you get what you ask for.
Perfect men don't exist. Good men however, ARE everywhere if you open your eyes and get off your high horse. Instead of climbing up on a pedestal all by yourself and looking down...wait to be put there.
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