Anyone need a little boost to your libido? Are you too pooped to pop lately? Is Willy feeling a little unwanted? Has your giddy up done got up and went??
Well, here is your chance to fix that! Someone is auctioning off a healthy, barely used (only pulled out every other month or more as needed) Libido...or their MOJO! I kid you not....this is an actual auction on EBAY...click HERE to go to the page. WHO couldn't use a little more MOJO in their lives? Talk about being TRULY too sexy for your pants then! You'd probably have to have them specially altered to contain all your new "sex appeal"!
It's SUCH a deal! The bidding starts at $. 69. An all natural alternative to that little blue pill...Grab it while you have a chance!! *wink*
Don't pass up this opportunity! It's not every day that you get the chance to enhance your "chick magnet" quotient!! (at a cut rate *I know..BAD choice of words considering the subject...unclench your balls now* bargain basement price!!) Take note though, there is no shipping insurance offered. So, if the postman hijacks your new libido, you are just out of luck! Make sure you request it be sent to you in a plain brown paper wrapper, so you won't have women camped out on your lawn before it even arrives waiting to let you try it out on them or have it stolen in transit!!
IMPORTANT INFORMATION - Winner of the auction Should contact me within 10 days of the close of the auction to negotiate a proper "Finder's Fee" (or a test drive) as part of my commission!! *wink* All non-paying bidders will be left negative feedback and be responsible for any addition expenses incurred for batteries due to non-performance of duty!! Paying bidder will of course receive rave reviews and excellent feedback (AND compliementary compensatory actions as a bonus)! *grin, wink, nudge, lick*
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ACTUAL EBAY LISTING..(I kid you not, you can buy ANYTHING on Ebay!!)
After 31 years with the same woman, I am auctioning off my Libido. Slightly used, but it still has some life left to it. After intense study by the Institute Of MOJO, it has been proven that ones libido can be transferred to other people in need of a little extra " passion".
This is NOT a useless pill or herb, it is my actual libido. I have had great success in the past and my libido is a proven performer. Ask my wife, I have NEVER refused her when the opportunity "arose".
Don't miss out on this offer ! Bidding will be fast and furious !
email any questions to BOINK@comcast.net
Starting bid:
US $0.69
End time:
Mar-26-06 16:41:14 PST (1 day 11 hours)
Shipping costs:
US $0.69 Standard Flat Rate Shipping Service
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Item location:
Middlefield, Connecticut United States
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