Let's talk about something strong, super sticky and oh so versatile! While we're at it, let's throw in something slippery, slick, and sprayable. The mere thought of such a combination is enough to send shivers down one's spine....With me so far??
A friend of mine got my creative juices flowing yesterday and since then I just HAVEN'T been able to stop thinking about...speculating over...craving and creating new scenerios in my mind. I've been hungrily yearning for more and more....My appetite and desire to think of new ideas simply insatiable. My mind was literally drenched with images that kept me awake with anticipation ALL night long.
To my total surprise, I've discovered that I'm SO envious and voraciously greedy when it comes to thoughts of all the different uses and possibilities spread out in my fertile imagination. I'm going to have to ask you ALL for your help. I can't see any other way to fully explore and examine this lustful longing for new ways to fully experience and utilize...
DUCT TAPE AND WD-40!!!
Come on...You know you want to! *grin*
Think about it...two of the most useful products on the planet...combined or used separately for SO many things! Why Duct tape alone has a billion uses. Add to it a few cans of WD-40, and what else could anyone possibly need to survive?
Now, I did share two or three of the ideas I could come up with for ESSENTIAL uses for both items with that friend. I mean, with summer cumming up...Duct tape is ALWAYS handy when used as an economical version of a pasty under all those braless fashions we love to wear (keep the WD-40 handy, it removes all traces of adhesive when needed...let a friend help with removal *wink*)...you can make your own indoor slip and slide for a little rainy day fun (construct it out of the tape, then make that sucker nice and slippery with the spray!)...put wd-40 on the mirrors and you won't have them fogging up during playtime, can't have your view of anything fun obstructed you know!
What woman wouldn't be absolutely CHARMED to receive a freshly made bouquet of Duct Tape Roses? (click here to order) Absolutely guaranteed to let you score a home run with your sweetie! They come in a variety of colors and quantities. Throw in a Duct Tape Purse and get ready for the weekend/night of your life!! Don't ever say that I never helped you out with dating tips!
When wearing your duct tape fashions, ALWAYS keep the WD-40 around just in case you need to slide into something a little more comfortable. Never know when a little lubrication will make ALL the difference in how "something" fits! See an example of all the versatile fashions that are possible here...Duct Tape Couture. Now I ask you...WHO in their right mind wouldn't want to be seen in one of THOSE fashionable ensembles??
A FEW MORE USES FOR DUCT TAPE-
--Tape an annoying person's mouth shut.
--Hang pictures and posters.
--Patch the kids wading pool.
--Repair split paperback book bindings.
--Repair eyeglass frames.
--Repair broken sandals.
--Substitute nail polish remover.
--Use for three legged races when you don't have rope (and maybe the victims won't be able to get out of it)
--It can be used for emergency facelifts or Boob and Fanny Lifts!
--Use it for hair removal (enough said, you might want to use a piece as well for a gag to minimize the screaming when removed)
--Tape that old shoe with the sole coming apart in the front. You know, the shoe that looks like it's got a mouth.
--Weatherstrip windows and doors.
--Add to a regular book cover to make it indestructible.
--Tape up the kids for an emergency baby sitter.
--When doing yard work (shoveling, raking, etc.) put it on the areas likely to blister. Try not to get hair stuck to it.
--Use to get dried cat puke out of carpeting. Oh boy!!
--Upholstery: Buy an old couch in need of some updating...instead of wasting money on commercial slipcovers, turn to duct tape instead. It's Spillproof too (Add the WD-40 for an extra added adventure)!
--Wart Removal
--Torturing Errant Prom Date evaders
Okay, here are some of MY uses for Duct Tape...who has some more? Cum on...don't be shy! What else could you use these products for? Let's see what YOUR imaginations can Cum up with!
(Oh...and don't forget to visit the HUGELY, widely popular 'Duct Tape and WD-40 Live Web Cam'...just click for the time of your life! Warning..can be addictive! )
(Whoops, I almost forgot...one more IMPORTANT one...If using Duct Tape to Bind the hands and legs for bedroom bondage play (NOTE: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use as a condom too!!! There is not enough WD-40 in the WORLD to save you and get duct tape off VITAL sensitive areas without major trauma! *wink* )
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