I went shopping this afternoon...thought I'd take a look around for a Halloween costume or two. I found something completely unexpected. Just look what you can pick up at the store these days if you really take your time and look...it's the next generation of boyfriend.
Not only is he wonderfully tall...he has a great sense of humor AND his eyes light up and can double as nightlights for that sexy bedroom glow to put you in the mood....oh and he seems to have a thing for rubber since he's wearing those hot gloves and goggles...does that mean he plans to get messy? He also proclaims that he's heavily into experimentation!! *hmmmm*
Now granted, he is a bit loud, but does speak when spoken to AND has all the right moves when he senses any movement around him...he's always waiting for a cue to wiggle. *sigh* Who knew it was THIS easy to pick up a man?? He's mentioned he likes batteries to give him that little extra spark when needed (makes his eyes glow), I bet he'll share!
He's watched football with me all afternoon...hasn't offered to cook yet though. I'm not sure he's into long steamy showers or baths either. Long walks hand in hand are probably out too...BUT on the plus side, he does have wonderful posture...nice and stiff.
He even has an off switch. Oh, did I mention he was also on SALE?? Who could ask for anything more??
I don't know guys, I may be off the market. Any better offers?? *wink*
How about Halloween costume ideas?
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